What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 18:38
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Id ea voluptatem rerum temporibus expedita facere.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Need a different reason to eat more fiber? How about microplastics? - The Seattle Times
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Column | How many years do I have left? An app gave me some helpful insights. - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?
share office space ...
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
OpenAI signs surprise deal with Google Cloud despite fierce AI rivalry - Ars Technica
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts